WMATA is baffled by two days of unprecedented and unexplained incidents. which closed multiple stations in the system Sunday and Monday evenings. Metro staff discounts terrorism, but wonders if the cause is not just random or accidental. From WaPo:
"This is not normal," Metro General Manager John B. Catoe Jr. said. "This is highly, highly irregular."
Gee, you think so?
I suspect aliens. The bug eyed monster, we- come- to- serve- humanity- and- we- like- them- well- done kind.